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paulsgroovypalace: i'm trying to imagine him asking these guys...

paulsgroovypalace:

i'm trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture

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"i'm sorry, but that's just the way it is"

"i'm sorry, but that's just the way it is"

- people who benefit from the way it is and do not want to change it anytime soon and aren't sorry at all (via finedineonmyvegangenitalia)

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fyspringfield: Field trip anyone?  More images

fyspringfield:

Field trip anyone? 

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Las Vegas

johnnyfk:

Marilyn and I are going out to Vegas at the end of the month. Both of us have never been there before. We have an idea if what things we wanna do, but would love to hear stuff we could do from people that have been there.

Soooo, what should we absolutely need to do while in Vegas?

bloojayoolie: wiredandrewired: dudeistlibertarian: espeonsilve...

bloojayoolie:

wiredandrewired:

dudeistlibertarian:

espeonsilverfire2:

findingschmomo:

browncoat-named-cauthon:

excitabletortoise:

god bless america

I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents

Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton's background.

I'm not even american and I will reblog these anyday.

is Teddy Roosevelt shooting Bigfoot?

That one is historically accurate, actually.

Are we not gonna notice wheatley?

this is the history i choose to believe. 

Thanks!

johnnyfk:

Thank you for all the Vegas suggestions! We definitely have some good ideas! Burlesque shows, Cirque du Soleil, buffets galore, the Bellagio water show, are just some of the things we plan on doing. We have 5 days there, and 2 are at least devoted to not leaving the room due to us not seeing each other for over 3 months. Incredibly, fucking excited for this.

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hunting-the-hell-hounds: soloontherocks: iwannaforgettheworld: ...

hunting-the-hell-hounds:

soloontherocks:

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree's seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you'd kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I'VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i'll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they're technically ovaries and so you're not drinking apple cum you're drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You're really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you're drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

well this escalated quickly from worse to horrifying

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk: wolfieakhal-teke: kiiiiiiiiii...

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

wolfieakhal-teke:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

gOD

How do you even remember your URL?!

how do you remember your url……… captain

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juicyjacqulyn: I want a Dan <3

juicyjacqulyn:

I want a Dan <3

corgiaddict: Our basket of corgi puppies having sweet dreams in...

corgiaddict:

Our basket of corgi puppies having sweet dreams in Bozeman, Montana!

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BASKET OF CORGI PUPPIES? Yes, please!

cathystephany: dstroym: Bras we have known.

cathystephany:

dstroym:

Bras we have known.

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kr00vy: I want to take my dogs to the beach so bahhhd

kr00vy:

I want to take my dogs to the beach so bahhhd

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"I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke."

""I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke.""

- Meredith Grey (via ikenbot)